- Why do the Irish wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? - Ordinary rocks are too heavy.
A student is taking the exam. He takes his seat in the exam hall, looks at the questions and then all of a sudden takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks. The alarmed teacher approaches him and asks what is going on? `I am only following the instructions - it is stated here, answer the questions in brief.`
Two engineering students are walking across the campus, and then one asks: - Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replies: - Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, `Take what you want.` The second engineer nods approvingly:- Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn`t have fit.
A mathematician, a lawyer, and an engineer are called in for a test. The engineer comes in first and is asked, `What is 2+2?` The engineer thinks a while and finally answers, `4.` Then the mathemetician is called in and asked the same question. With little thought he replies, `4.0`Then the lawyer is called in, and asked the same question. The lawyer answers even quicker than the mathematician, `What do you want it to be?`